That's for babies!

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:14:50 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:14:39 -0400

shutupaubrey: i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:51:18 -0400

shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:27:25 -0400

Why am I so often mistaken for someone who cares?

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:17:43 -0400

Why am I so often mistaken for someone who cares?

totoislostinoz: carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: “What...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:38:12 -0400

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

twotenandahalf: palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:05:25 -0400

twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

If everyone could stop being such a fucking asshole today that would be SO COOL.

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:59:26 -0400

If everyone could stop being such a fucking asshole today that would be SO COOL.

If I lay down and shake my gut, will it stimulate the fat and make it go away?

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:55:44 -0400

If I lay down and shake my gut, will it stimulate the fat and make it go away?

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:03:02 -0400

themikeyhorrorpictureshow: Father Sky, Mother Earth… And your...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:14:24 -0400

themikeyhorrorpictureshow:

Father Sky, Mother Earth… And your dear old Uncle Tony

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Sun, 12 May 2013 20:33:37 -0400

reasonsmysoniscrying: We are staying in an awesome river front...

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:37:30 -0400

reasonsmysoniscrying:

We are staying in an awesome river front tree house. He saw a beetle.

goodmorningshuttlebus: I encourage you to use these.

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:13:43 -0400

goodmorningshuttlebus:

I encourage you to use these.

reasonsmysoniscrying: We took him to a special meal at Chef...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:17:22 -0400

reasonsmysoniscrying:

We took him to a special meal at Chef Mickey’s restaurant so he could meet all of his favorite Disney Characters.

One of my freshmen reacting to it being my last week of student teaching:

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:22:00 -0400

Child: Miss, you should just tell them "fuck the po-lice" and stay here until the year is over.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 14:43:59 -0400

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Wed, 01 May 2013 15:53:50 -0400

a-game-of-romance-and-winchester: So let me tell you about the...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:30:00 -0400

a-game-of-romance-and-winchester:

So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.

I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”. So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.

I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals.

I sort of feel like screaming because instead of making this into a homophobic, anti-fine arts rant, you could’ve just called out this dad on what he really was, which is an emotionally abusive fuck face who doesn’t deserve the love of his child.

He’s not the worst parent in the world because he was homophobic or wouldn’t let his kid draw, he was the worst parent in the world because he cares so little for his child that he wouldn’t even spend two dollars on paper for him.

Also omg since when is art gender specific that’s the silliest thing I’ve ever heard.

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